I've come to make an announcement: Stephen Lynx is a bitch-ass motherfucker, who pissed spaghetti code on my image board. That's right, he took his tiny fucking dick out and he pissed on my fucking imageboard, and he said his software was "THIS GOOD", and I said that's stupid, so I'm making a callout post on my riot IRC, Stephen Lynx, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what a good image board looks like! THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. FUNCTIONAL TOOLS, NO CRASHES, NO SPAM, LOOK AT THAT, IT’S MADE IN FUCKING GO. He fucked my imageboard, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK AMERICA! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS CODE! Except I'm not gonna piss on America. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON CAPITALISM! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE FLAG, YOU IDIOT! You have TWENTY THREE HOURS before the piss DRRRRRROPLETS hit your fucking github, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!