I havent been online for a bit so I thought to write another hypothetical interview. Enjoy.
<Announcer: On Mox with host Jim Jones, fair and balanced, live!
<JJ: Goooood morning ladies and gentlemen! Good with be with you! Such a nice lovely day, its beautiful! This morning our guest is Chr-... um Chrii.... *squints*
>Me: Its Christcom...!
<JJ: Ah, why get hung up on words!? Whats the big deal!?
>Me: I even told you my name backstage
<JJ: Lets not get sidetracked
>Me: You have roasted people for far less than pronunciation
<JJ: Let me ask you a question at least
>Me: Third and counting
<JJ: *slightly gasps* Well, so, you are a Satanist as we all know -
>Me: No, you are wrong I am a Christian Com-
<JJ: You cant! You just cant! How does one even... why are you misleading our viewers who work hard all day long, pay their taxes and contribute? All they want is just a civil and on point interview, what do you have against that?
>Me: I am not so sure that it is me that you think you are interviewing and tell you what, you cant be more off topic
<JJ: Thats just an opinion, everyone has an opinion and here is mine: why should I give you all my stuff which I have worked so hard for the longest time?
>Me: If you do it as to be closer to God and follow Jesus as Jesus himself told another wealthy person you can, I am just not the person to give all your stuff to, maybe contact a monastery about that one. For years and years people such as you have exploited and rigged a system, a society, to treat the rest of your countrymen and countrywomen as tax mules -
>Me: Tax havens, tax cuts, tax subsidies; who your viewers think that money comes from? They pay their taxes right? Surely more of their fair share than you, which you have been misdirecting them to the unemployed and young people when it has always been you who has been the welfare queen - you and the likes of you!
<JJ: *checks notes*
>Me: Why should companies get "inversions"? Why should there be tax havens? Why offshore manufacturing? Why should shipping companies fly flags of convenience? Usually in countries with horrid human rights abuses, fascists and authoritarians which funded their regimes, funded their military aggression. And you call yourselves Americans, Canadians, patriots even!? The most un-American, un-Canadian and unpatriotic has been you and your ilk! Why not the people, your viewers even, subscribe to worker citizenship in Sweden, Denmark they will get much better healthcare, education, services, rights and freedoms.
<JJ: Ah-ah well, you know, I dont think I know what you are talking about
<Me: I am talking about you and your gated communities
<JJ: Lets settle down, why do you hate women? Who has hurt you so that you have this visceral hatred for women?
>Me: Why do you hate women? Why should women be no less than bar girls in the Phillipines? Does Marcos sound familiar to you?
<JJ: We like our interviews to be civil here, I dont know where you have been...
>Me: If you call this punditry civil... tell me does your director spoon feed you lines? If so bring him here so he could interview me
<JJ: We are all friends heeeeeere, come on its just a chat. Lets talk about China as its the biggest communist country in the world
<JJ: The Communist Party of China, the CCP as its called. Is China the example? Is that what society would look like
>Me: Such an abomination, such an aberration to declare themselves in spirit of the communist tradition, socialist even. We have a so-called people's republic which prospects privatising hospitals, has suicide nets and slave labour, and doesnt have universal healthcare to name a few despite being the sweatshop of the world. No, China is not an example of a society and I am offended by the suggestion.
<JJ: Thats just communism, being a slave to the state
Me: Its being co-operative, you might as well call feudal Europe in the Middle Ages communist.
<JJ: Christcom, you are alright. I just hope you come to your senses one day and get the commie out of you. Ladies and gentlemen: Christcom. Thank you for joining us.
>Me: Every interview gives me great pleasure; sometimes when it starts, sometimes when it ends. Thank you for having me.