>>1002809
I have a theory about the Washington Monument. I have a theory about the Washington Monument. Right, now we all know - it's cliché - what does the Washington Monument look like? Right? We all know what it looks like. But, there's more to that story. Folks who look into the life of George Washington, the father of our country, will know that George Washington's children were all adopted. Why? Because, when George Washington was a child he had the Measles, and it left him sterile. And George Washington was unable to have an erection. Right? George Washington was *un-able* to have an erection. So the statue, the Washington Monument, looks a lot like something that George Washington could not do. My theory has always been that George Washington - he was old and he was sitting around in the bar with his friends, and they said "George, you have it all. You're the richest man in the 13 colonies. You're the first president of the United States. You're this very prominent military leader. But there's one thing that all of us can do, that you cannot do. And so when you die, as a joke, we are going to make a statue of the one thing that you cannot do." That's why the Washington Monument was built, now I have no evidence of this, but I find it to be an odd coincidence.