Chapter 40: Socialism is the main cause of erectile disfunctions in the world.
Chapter 41: Socialists will take away your toothbrush and then send you to the gulag. Without a toothbrush.
Chapter 42: Under socialism, there cannot be oral hygiene.
Chapter 43: Socialism is ungodly and it will send you to hell.
Chapter 44: Socialism will take all our guns and then fuck our wives and daughters, because pussy belong to the state.
Chapter 45: Socialism always blames capitalism, but that's actually crony capitalism, not real capitalism.
Chapter 46: Socialism is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Or maybe all of them.
Chapter 47: Being a socialist is bad, it's actually worse than being a pedo.
Chapter 48: Socialism should be outlawed because socialism is against freedom of association.
Chapter 49: Under socialism, homosexuality is banned, but socialism also cause homosexuality. Massive homosexuality.
Chapter 50: Under socialism you can't own a pet and the economy is so bad that you would have to eat any pet you had just to avoid starving.
Chapter 51: Cultural Marxism? Blame socialism!
Chapter 52: Crack cocaine was invented by Karl Marx.
Chapter 53: Venezuela was richer than Switzerland before the socialists took over. Now they have to eat their babies - and cockroaches - to survive.
Chapter 54: I was named after an edgy, imbecilic woman that hated socialism, so I'm bound for life in a crusade against socialism.
Chapter 55: Socialism is for losers.
Chapter 56: If you are a socialist, your penis must be very small.
Chapter 57: Under socialism, you can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps because you can't own them.
Chapter 58: Under socialism, people eventually die anyway even if the government doesn't kill them. But it's very rare someone doesn't get killed by the government at some point.
Chapter 59: All of these doesn't make me look like some kind of obsessed lunatic. Absolutely. Not at all.
Chapter 60: Socialism = Big Government. Big Government = Small Penis.