>kept getting aggressively recommended to me in ads on Facebook, so I decided to check it out
…I have some poem just for you right here, buddy.
The light of his e-cig blinked.
There were trolls lurking in the thread.
He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for hours.
His warnings to the mods were not listened to and now it was too late.
Far too late for now, anyway.
OP was an internet user aged fourteen.
When he was younger he watched the threads on imageboards and he said to dad "I want to make the threads, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE BULLIED BY TROLLS!"
There was a time when he believed him.
Then as he got older he stopped.
But now in his thread on Bunkerchan he knew there were lurkers.
"This is Alice," some Discord chat cracker.
"You must fight the reactionaries!"
So OP got ready to concentrate by grabbing his "plasma rifle", if you know what I mean.
"HE GONNA CALL THE JANNIES," said the trolls!
"I will shitpost at him," said the nazbol lurker and fired his reactionary missile.
OP plasmaed at someone posting pics, but then the wigs fell off and they were traps.
"No! I must call the jannies," he shouted!
The Discord said "No, OP. You are the reactionary."
And then, OP was a fagot.''