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Vidya Cliches You Hate Comrade 06/26/2020 (Fri) 01:45:40 No. 1949
>Game features some type of Kalashnikov assault rifle and an SVD as available weapons >They're inexplicably the weakest, shittiest weapons in their categories whereas some type of NATO or Amerifat weapon is the strongest The only series I can think of that doesn't do that is STALKER, where the SVD actually owns. On a similar note: >Fire a shotgun >It has an effective range of like 10 feet STALKER also thankfully averts this, as does Far Cry 3 from what I recall.
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>we're making a horror/atmospheric game so it's important we have shitty controls Worst cliche of all time.
>Chosen One plot Should have retired this bitch after FO1
>battles you are supposed to lose, but can win, and you still lose in the cutscene anyway
>>1966 The game would be over if you really beat Yggdrasil early.
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>>1949 Picrelated.
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>game with post-apocalyptic setting >all the fucking buildings have tons of notes and logs detailing the history of the survivors I'd rather have environmental storytelling than having to read paragraphs upon paragraphs of poorly written bullshit.
>>1949 >political options <communism!!! <democracy Did Civ the first game that started this shitty trope?
>>1969 Japan is classcucked as all hell though. They probably would kill themselves befor jump over it.
>>2032 In Civ II or III communism is democracy with extra bonuses as long as more than 50% of people are happy
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>>1984 >horror game >found notes end with SpOoKy 'demented' scribbling or blood stains
>>1951 i quite like tank control and the resident evil camera
>>2050 Pat?
>”open world” game <everything is a fetch quest >rts game <devs constantly try to shill to game for consoles and e-sports
>>2034 Actually it's more like turbo monarchy/despotism.
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>>2111 What are you talking about, Starcraft was made for the Nintendo 64


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