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How ignorant we are Comrade 05/17/2018 (Thu) 00:07:53 No. 603

Americans have gone stark-raving mad.

Nazis and Communists scream Libertarians care about trifling issues, but Libertarians aren't the ones who who want to regulate teakwood.

Americans insist owning zebras must be illegal because zebras will go extinct, but people now own cats and dogs. Do pet owners have a vested interest in killing their own cats and dogs?

Americans are so retarded today that they say shoes are made by the government.

Americans scream anyone who supports freedom is not a Libertarian.

Americans say all laws must be obeyed even though the government and illegal aliens don't obey the law.

Americans scream being forced to stand for the national anthem means freedom.

Americans insist drugs should be outlawed to stop shootings instead of being allowed to carry guns to protect yourself.

Americans scream a wall should be built to keep illegal immigrants from getting food stamps instead of ending welfare.

Americans say a trade war should be started that will kill the economy, raise prices, and increase tariffs that will fund wars, debt, and tyranny.

Americans swear that you are exploited and forced to work for low wages and buy products because businesses don't give you a choice.

Americans scream that the US debt could be paid off if the government confiscated all of the property owned by Trump.

Americans have become so batshit insane now that they insist anyone wearing a costume, badge, and a gun is a holy god, but do the Gestapo ever make mistakes?

Why should anyone care if you own guns, use prostitutes, go to church, or smoke?

Have Americans ever read a history book before?

Americans have become such pussified snowflakes now that they beg their beloved government overlords to protect them from scary illegal immigrants and guns.

The USA had open borders before, why not now? Do you really think that the US never had black people before today?

If banning guns will stop people from shooting others, will outlawing murder stop homicides?

The government regulates airlines, but do airplanes still crash?

Americans are simply unable to understand that decrees have unintended consequences.

China used to say all birds must be killed, but then insects multiplied and lead to starvation.

China used to say that the population must grow, but population growth lead to a one child policy. Now China doesn't have enough young people and the sex ratio is lopsided because boys outnumber girls.

Americans start wars and are then stunned that there are refugees, terrorism, tyranny, and debt.

The US bans business and then Americans are shocked when homelessness increases.

The US starts a trade war and then Americans do not have the mental capacity to realize why no one buys US exports and prices soar.

Americans say coffee must be banned because it is dangerous, but what if an expert wrote a study saying coffee is safe?

Could there possibly be any other way to other way to help the environment besides arresting users of straws?

Americans scream seatbelts must be mandatory because accidents raise insurance costs, but if insurance rates are so important then why not ban skydiving, rope, swimming pools, and ladders, too?

Americans insist that the USSR was a stunning success.

Do Americans who hate freedom feel like traitors?


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