Americans scream dogs in restaurants are unsafe, but then Americans turn around and say seeing-eye dogs in restaurants are just fine.
Americans say that they love the police state, but when Americans travel to Communist shitholes like Vietnam, Americans are happy to drink in public.
Americans swear airlines would have a vested interest in crashing their planes if airlines were not regulated, but regulated airplanes still crash.
Americans insist everyone would die of food poisoning if people didn't wear a shirt in a restaurant, but people in China don't wear shirts in restaurants without a problem.
Americans scream only businesses are evil and love to pollute the environment, but the Socialist utopia in the USSR was an environmental disaster.