This reminds me of an old albanian joke *SNIFF!* that I heard while doing my military service. It was after *SNNFF!* one of the cocksucking jokes. So, anyways *SNRRK!*, an albanian necrophiliac heard that his barber got a hot albanian meat pie from Enver Hoxha. And he *SNIFF!* was very concerned about that. He wandered around in Triana, ha-ha! Oh, sorry for laughing at Triana. But it reminds me of an old croatian word for... Ah, sorry. *SNLFFF!* Ah, yes. The albanian necrophiliac. So anyways he wonder why Comrade Hoxha gave barber hot albanian meat pie. And he walks around for sorry that I'm sweating days and really thinks about it. *SNIFF!* But then, then he makes the vulgar choice to ask his barber upfront why the meat pie was *SNLRCCCH!* hot.
And then, this is where we get to the funny part, the albanian necrophiliac's barber replies to the question of why the albanian meat pie was hot.
"Comrade Hoxha spitted in it."