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Comrade 11/19/2020 (Thu) 00:49:48 No. 12954 [Reply] [Last]
*shits on your pants*
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Furry thots are draining away my life-energies. How can I shield myself from their seduction?
>>13041 give in
>>12954 好。
>>13041 Become one uwu~
>>12954 That thing comes bah mah house I kill it

Latin America is a white settler colonial state Comrade 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:12:47 No. 13496 [Reply] [Last]
Imagine being such a retard suburban liberal you see Mexico as included in the "global south" and the "good guy team". Mexico measures for whiteness more stringently than America does and is just as unequal https://www.google.com/amp/s/theconversation.com/amp/study-reveals-racial-inequality-in-mexico-disproving-its-race-blind-rhetoric-87661 I have never met a Latino who wasn't racist, even some darker Indios see black people as subhumans at the bottom of their totempole, the saying "trabajar como negro" and Latinos for Trump exists for a reason
>>13496 No wonder. 10% of Mexico's population doesn't speak spanish. And my five cents says that they looks more like Montezuma than Cortés. And I can understand the mexican attitude to the US. Yes, the US has treated Latin America bad. But think of the Spanish Empire in the 1770s. Two continents are their oysters. And halfway to Europe there's a bunch of Brians clinging to the coast. Then in less than a century, they just roll over them all the way to the West Coast.

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What Tier of bunkerchan poster are you? Anonymous 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:01:23 No. 13497 [Reply] [Last]
Attributes score points. >meme magic level Lurks bunkerchan = 1 point Posts on bunkerchan and shares content = 2 points Is a contributor to bunkerchan a sharer of other peoples memes, and produces OC. = 3 points Is a contributor to bunkerchan, a sharer of memes, and a high quality OC creator. = 4 points >Discussion contribution if you are a prolific shitposter add 1 point to your overall score. mostly lurks discussion = 1 point lurks and asks questions, occasionally posts = 2 points posts good threads and makes effort posts = 3 points posts good threads, makes a lot of high quality effort posts. = 4 points Post a lot of good threads, which contain original research, original content, and content that isn't usually talked about on the board. = 5 points >theory level

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>>13508 16.5 then
>>13509 That was a typo it’s 19.5-22.5 margin of 3
>meme magic level 3-4 >Discussion contribution 2 >theory level 2 >IRL Level 0 I count votes >Physical fitness 2-3 >10 points = initiate poster, some kind of radical social democrat. Normal sized chin pretty much
>meme magik goes to 4 Apart from IRL section, it's the biggest form of praxis here.
>>13501 terrorism=1000 points

Anonymous 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:39:43 No. 13363 [Reply] [Last]
>Posting on leftypol is like being in 1960s Albania and having Comrade Hoxha warmly greet you and respectfully requesting a buxom party cadre bring you a famous Albanian meat pie to welcome your stay in the socialist worker’s state Yes or no?
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>>13364 >>13365 there are only two genders, libtards
>>13366 there are only two ideologies, lefty
>>13367 Hoxhaist and Revisionist?
>>13368 Revolutionary and Reactionary
>>13363 This reminds me of an old albanian joke *SNIFF!* that I heard while doing my military service. It was after *SNNFF!* one of the cocksucking jokes. So, anyways *SNRRK!*, an albanian necrophiliac heard that his barber got a hot albanian meat pie from Enver Hoxha. And he *SNIFF!* was very concerned about that. He wandered around in Triana, ha-ha! Oh, sorry for laughing at Triana. But it reminds me of an old croatian word for... Ah, sorry. *SNLFFF!* Ah, yes. The albanian necrophiliac. So anyways he wonder why Comrade Hoxha gave barber hot albanian meat pie. And he walks around for sorry that I'm sweating days and really thinks about it. *SNIFF!* But then, then he makes the vulgar choice to ask his barber upfront why the meat pie was *SNLRCCCH!* hot. And then, this is where we get to the funny part, the albanian necrophiliac's barber replies to the question of why the albanian meat pie was hot. "Comrade Hoxha spitted in it."

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Comrade 11/08/2020 (Sun) 19:24:34 No. 8614 [Reply] [Last]
I get to make a documentary for my film class. This will be my final project, so I want it to be good. Everyone give me your favorite lefty topic that you think the general public should be aware of and I'll cover it. Could be a political figure, historical event, ongoing state of affairs, etc. p.s. why is there a /b/ AND a hangout board, what's the difference
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>>8614 How Stalin did nothing wrong, or if you want something more recent, how the "Uyghur genocide" is a lie.
Ended up going with the Yemen Civil War, if anyone's curious.
who gives a fuck about yemen?
>>13506 good decision
>>13513 >>13515 the duality of /b/

Anonymous 11/20/2020 (Fri) 13:55:18 No. 13419 [Reply] [Last]
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>>13419 Say what?
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>>13419 hey >>13521 yo >>13523 they said hello

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TheGlassesNoticer 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:31:18 No. 13528 [Reply] [Last]
>>>/leftypol/1156394 >"To the german people, since the foundation of the Reich, for 43 years, it was my and my ancestors hot endeavor to keep the world at peace and to, in peace, support our powerful development. But our enemies envy the successes of our labor. All of obvious and secret hostility from east to west, from beyond the sea, we have endured in the awareness of our responsibility and might. But now they want to humiliate us. They demand that we watch with crossed arms as our enemies prepare for a malicious attack. They can't bear that we, in determined loyalty, stay with our allied comrade, that fights for his prestige as a great power, and with whose humiliation, also our power and honour will be lost. The sword has now to decide. In the midst of peace the enemy attacks us. So take up arms! Any wavering, any hesitation would be treason to the fatherland. It's about the existence of our Reich, that was founded anew by our fathers. About the existence of german might and german spirit. We will defend ourselfs to the last breath of man and steed. And we will endure, even in a world of foes. Never was germany defeated when it was united, forward with god, who will be with us, like he was with the fathers."
You forgot the >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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We Need a General Theory of Cope Anonymous 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:33:29 No. 13653 [Reply] [Last]
Every ideology and social movement is founded on cope, every "great man" in history is fueled by it. It doesn't drive history, but it is the very fabric of history. We need a theory of cope if we are going to further working class struggle.
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>>13653 Religion is the copium of the masses....also, please pay your respect for the thread that died so that this one could live. :-( :-( sad tears :-( :-(
Who else will participate in next year's Ramadan?
>>13655 no lol
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this is the theory
>>13653 you need to stop letting internet memes control your train of thought

Comrade 11/20/2020 (Fri) 19:21:57 No. 13481 [Reply] [Last]
Do you think I can become Grace's footstool if I abandon the communist cause for her?
>>13481 no. under communism you can make cartoon do whatever you want, such as putting its feet on you

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Democratic Socialist AMA Anonymous 11/20/2020 (Fri) 13:14:12 No. 13420 [Reply] [Last]
I am a DSA, and no i don't mean social democrat, i mean i want to establish a democratic market socialist society, yes i've read marx, engels, cockshott and all the rest, i also subscribe to postkeynesian. AMA
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>>13430 you can't produce lithium in one country
>>13434 then dont use lithium !
>>13420 thoughts on Titoism?
>>13435 >Just don't use computers or smartphones bro
I think robbing and kidnapping class colaborators is a good way to fund a communist party


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