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/GET/ Suggestions, Feedback, and Information

This thread will serve as the suggestions and moderation feedback thread, as well as a source of information on /GET/ itself. Please use this thread for anything related to /GET/, as /gulag/ is not our board and any suggestions there will be ignored. If you were banned and have no way of using this thread, feel free to use the equivalent thread on /ref/ to voice your concerns: >>>/ref/679 (Be aware that /ref/ displays a flag next to your name based on your location, so select one of the alternative flags from the dropdown menu there if you don't want your location displayed.)

Board info:

If you're new around these parts, be sure to read up on the rules of /GET/. This is the most relaxed board on Bunkerchan when it comes to content we allow, but we do still have a few rules:
https://bunkerchan.xyz/GET/rules.html

If you're interested in the history of /GET/ and GETchan as a whole, you can find most of the information you would ever want to know on our United Chans Wiki page:
https://unitedchans.fandom.com/wiki/GETchan

If you want to keep updated, you can find our official Twitter account here:
https://twitter.com/BunkerGET

Our YouTube channel dedicated to posting communist music compilations and rare socialist songs can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/c/GETchan

And its equivalent Twitter account can be found here:
https://twitter.com/GETchan_YouTube

Your conductors are:

Admins:
Comrade King – Community Administrator of GETchan (2011-Present), Chairman of the Communist Party of GETchan (2012-Present), founder of the GET Threads (May 2011) and co-founder of GETchan (November 2011)
Zeke Roa – Coding Administrator of GETchan (2015-Present), creator and developer of Gochan (2012-Present), founder and administrator of Lunachan (2011-2015) and /luna/ (2015-2018)

Mods:
MeinFlank – GETchan People's Moderator for /GET/ (2013-Present), recipient of the Order of Cirno (2014)
PB – GETchan People's Moderator for /ref/ (2019-Present)
Yugo – GETchan People's Moderator for /leftytrash/ (2019-Present)
Anon – GETchan People's Moderator for Anonymous Users (2019-Present)

Social Media:
Druže – Manager of the Official GETchan YouTube Channel (2014-Present) and its equivalent Twitter account (2018-Present), original creator of Rodina (2015)

Eternal Staff:
Steven Magnet – Eternal Administrator of GETchan (2015-Present), Coding Administrator of GETchan (2011-2015), co-founder of GETchan (November 2011), recipient of the Hero of GETchan medal and title (2014)
Iara Amelia – Eternal General Secretary of the Communist Party of GETchan (2015-Present), communist revolutionary and theorist (2011-2014), recipient of the Hero of Socialist Labour medal and title (2014)

Enjoy your stay, however long it may be!

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Hello comrades! As you may have heard, we are currently hard at work building a new board software for our beautiful bunker. Now, we want your opinion on the following: While designing the software, we have found that having per-board post numbers proves to be disproportionally complex, especially when performing actions like moving threads, or ensuring numbers actually aren't duplicates of each other. It would be much easier to switch from per-board post ids to site wide post ids. This would have the following advantages and disadvantages: PROS >You would be able to link to any thread and post on the site in the same manner as you do within a board, namely >>number, rather than needing to do >>>/boardname/number >It would make the backend a lot less complex, the database interactions less error prone, the code much simpler >Less work for the dev team >Moving threads and posts would work without needing extra complex code to renumber all references to it on the entire site. >Less mistakes can occur when moving threads by heroes of the proletariat CONS >No more board specific number gets. We would like your opinion on this change. We will be polling soon tm. Cheers, Rat, dev. ps. for more information of the database design please see >>>/leftypol/424205

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Corona-chan pic dump

I need all the Corona-chans. Dump em.

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/leftytrash/

Movies, anime, music, feels e-celebs, internet drama, fetishes, shitposting

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Hey anon Did you remember to pray 5 times this day?

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Hi comrades i took some amazingly good dickpics and i wanted to share it with you. Dick appreciation thread All dicks welcome

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megaman x how to beat boss

good morning everyone how are you doing. i was diagnioesed with coronavirus

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Friday night.

What you doing bros?

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right-wing Cringe compilation

Let's have a laugh

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*blocks your path*

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butts

Literally the only thing as good as communism

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ALUNYA AND THE POLITICAL IDEOLOGY CATGIRLS

Thread for Alunya and the catgirls, mostly so we don't flood /leftypol/'s OC thread at >>>/leftypol/8622

>Why a separate thread? It's OC it's ok to post there
Mostly because I feel pressured, when posting there, to post useful OC- OC that'll be useful for shitposting, or so on. And mostly I just want instead a space to be autistic and have fun. I don't want to always have to draw stuff about mocking the porkies, sometimes I might just want to draw Posadist Cat porn or a comic about Alunya being scared of horror movies. My "headcanons", if you will.

>So is this your thread for your own stuff?
No, feel free to use it too, I'll just probably mostly flood it with my own things since it seems I'm basically the only drawfag around here right now.

I'll start the thread with an image dump of various images I like, including lewds.

t. Paps

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You can't purge me if I'm on page 10

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/tech/ and /edu/ banners

we need more banners. you know the drill, 300x100 size. We will try to add them when we think of this thread.

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/b/

abstract images

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i'm trying to quit smoking please help

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i wanna be a girl how do i work this ?

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Hop in, let's do a NazBol party!

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hey guys im looking for a meme that looks like a national geographic poster making fun of nazis can you find it for me thx get :DDDDD :DD :DD

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Will women under communism be allowed to have big beautiful bushes?

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Bunkerchan Dwarf Fortress Thread

I'm going to be starting a fortress in Dwarf Fortress, and you guys are going to help run it by deciding the names/traits/skills/etc of the dwarves. In case you've never heard of it, there's a very good reason why the official slogan is "Losing is fun!" Here is the sign-up sheet: https://forms.gle/i1mdkvuZieBSS8ub9 If you want to get an idea of what it's all about, you can watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FW23bamIZI

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skribbl.io thread

Post ongoing games, play with fellow comrades, have a laff, suggest custom words, share drawing highlights, etc.

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The state of imageboards

What do you think the actual state of imageboards right now? As a medium they are constantly changing, but since 8ch became 8kun I'm wondering what the overall environment looks like and where it might be headed. Thoughts?

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cuckpit

nnj

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Terrible OC thread

give me your worst OC, /GET/

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Mein

Girls with stuff in their mouths

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bump this thread if you want to die

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Real footage of the empty streets of wuhan. Ominous!

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/leftytrash/ is on page 2, again

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beds

how do i steal beds? those nazis will never see this coming, Me Fur in lectulo, will steal their beds and sell them to themselfs hehehehehehehehehehehehe logo apos meu terror insuportável sera lançado nos parasitas do mundo! he

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Accidentally dropped my tooth brush in the toilet today

Accidentally dropped my tooth brush in the toilet today

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/miku/

Post your best mikus!

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real or fake?

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there are exactly two kinds of people on bunkerchan

1. people who agree with me completely 2. the CIA

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Trans rights are workers rights

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gondola

It's time to post the comfiest gondolas

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i need to talk about the tiger king bitch

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我爱性别,过去我曾做过如此多的性行为,我对全世界94%的人口负责。我是从遗传学中被我束缚的,当我出生时,我在自己的鸡巴中被单胎的每个人所生的子宫都是如此之大,以至于我每天需要每天移植血液,正常情况下,我必须接受睾丸激素的滋养在我的身体内部积聚已导致我的文学瘫痪,您他妈的黑人可能永远都不会做爱,如果您曾经做过性行为,那么它会附有一块砖头并附有袜子,这会让您在欧洲人的性交中向欧洲黑人在浴缸里做饭您的Aryan妻子!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*AHEM*

FUCK ALL THESE LIMP-DICK LAWYERS AND CHICKENSHIT BUREAUCRATS FUCK THIS 24/7 INTERNET SPEW OF TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLSHIT FUCK AMERICAN PRIDE FUCK THE MEDIA FUCK ALL OF IT

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Official /GET/ Coronavirus Quarantine Thread

We ask that all users with coronavirus self quarantine within this thread for the safety of their fellow users. Quarantine will last for at least two weeks. Thank you.

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Boys hugging and being comfy

Comrades! With the General Secretary position vested in me by the CPSU, I call upon the proletarian workers of /GET/ to be Stakhanovites and exceed all expectations of productivity. Contribute freely to this thread, whose theme is in the title. Full speed ahead to Communism, when we can provide cute state-assigned bfs for all who desire them! Sincerely Comrade Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin

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simp

Share pictures of people you find attractive

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Rodina Thread

We have a thread for /leftypol/'s mascot, yet none for our own yet. Let's change that! Post your Rodina art ITT.

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/bane/

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

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?

Why hasn’t bunkerchan done anything like this? We should find a way to fuck with porkies like this.

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If you don't know, the heroes of the proletariat are considering turning /his/ board into /edu/, where its basically everything educational. Topics like /lit/, /sci/ and yes /his/. If this occurs, I think a new board tan should be made. Any suggestions on a /edu/ board tan

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Artsy propaganda for artsy revolurionaries ??

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When i browse I usually snap it to one half of the screen. This makes it easier to read as your eyes spend less labor keeping track of the line you're on within a paragraph. However, it leaves the right side of the screen looking a bit lonely. Something should be put there. Its not yet possible but if I could fit an aquarium inside the screen thats where i would put it. So give me something like that. Give me something to have on the other half of the screen that will give ambience but not distract from the other half. The lack of anything there is distracting as it currently stands.

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New banner thread, last one slid off the board. Remember to use the /GET/ logo (second pic related) somewhere on your submissions.

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ytmnd officially returns

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Ylyl meme thread Revolitionary Boogaloo edition

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Hunger Games XX

I need 24 participants. You're allowed to give maximum 2 participants, this rule expires if the thread is up for more than 30 minutes.

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Translating GETchan's Slogan

Let's translate GETchan's slogan into more languages. Any additional languages that have yet to receive a translation below would be greatly appreciated. The translation doesn't need to be too literal, it just needs to keep the general meaning while also sounding natural. Sister thread: >>>/ref/2261 Languages included in GETchan's logo: -English: It's Game Time! -Spanish: ¡Es hora del juego! -French: C'est l'heure du jeu! -Dutch: Het spel begint! -Swedish: Det Är Speldags! -Japanese: ゲームの時間だ! (Geimu no Jikan da!) -Russian: Время играть! (Vremya igrat'!) Additional translations: -Traditional Chinese: 是遊戲時間了! (Cantonese: Sih Yàuhhei Sìhgaanlíuh!) -Simplified Chinese: 是游戏时间了! (Mandarin: Shì Yóuxì Shíjiānle!) -German: Das Spiel beginnt! -Catalan: És hora del Joc! -Latin: Ecce ludorum tempus! -Finnish: On peliaika! -Esperanto: Jen tempo por ludi! -Korean: 게임의 시간이다! (Keimŭi shiganida!) -Hungarian: Eljött a játék ideje! -Serbo-Croatian: Време је за игру! / Vrijeme je za igru! -Danish: Det er spilletid! -Norwegian: Det er spilletid! -Portuguese: É Hora do Jogo! -Urdu: اب کھیل کا وقت ہے -Hindi: अभ खेल का समय है -Ukrainian: Час грати! -Galician: É hora de xogo! (Be sure to format your translation with correct punctuation, capitalisation, grammar, etc. for your language. We might actually want to use these somewhere.)

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Le Vietnam brûle et moi je hurle Mao Mao Johnson rigole et moi je vole Mao Mao Le napalm coule et moi je roule Mao Mao Les villes crèvent et moi je rêve Mao Mao Les putains crient et moi je ris Mao Mao Le riz est fou et moi je joue Mao Mao C'est le petit livre rouge Qui fait que tout enfin bouge... L'impérialisme dicte partout sa loi La révolution n'est pas un dîner La bombe A est un tigre en papier Les masses sont les véritables héros Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue Mao Mao Les fous sont rois et moi je bois Mao Mao Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne Mao Mao Les bébés fuient et moi je fuis Mao Mao Les Russes mangent et moi je danse Mao Mao Giap dénonce, je renonce Mao Mao C'est le petit livre rouge Qui fait que tout enfin bouge... La base de l'armée, c'est le soldat Le vrai pouvoir est au bout du fusil Les monstres seront tous anéantis L'ennemi ne périt pas de lui-même Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao...

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i've been banned from every image board, forum and social media i've ever used at least once

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*ehem* Fuck the overboard lurkers Fuck the BO Fuck the people’s champions Fuck hornyposters Fuck Liberals And Fuck (You)

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An Important Announcement

Due to recent events on Bunkerchan, we've had to make a tough decision regarding the future of /GET/. The rest of the staff and I really wanted the Bunkerchan project to work, a merger of the three most influential leftist chans in the chanverse. However, the conditions of the last year and a half of our merger have proven to be less than beneficial to our side. As such, /GET/ will be parting ways with Bunkerchan in roughly 24 hours. Rather than simply moving to our backup board (http://www.GETchan.net/GET/), however, we've been in talks with the staff of Ponychan for the potential to migrate there and I think we've finally reached an agreement that benefits both sides. Yes, I know what you're thinking. But I can assure you the staff has thought long and hard about this decision. You can read Ponychan's statement on the matter here: https://www.ponychan.net/GET/res/1.html As for /ref/, there are currently no plans to move it over. The board will be left here under the careful watch of the /leftypol/ staff and will continue to be the /ref/olutionary board we all know and love. But for fa/GET/s, it's time to set sail for migration. If there's any content in threads here you want to keep, make sure you save it before the 24 hour grace period is up, as that is when the board will be deleted. After which, we will be moving to our new home: https://www.ponychan.net/GET/ All the best, comrades.

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I remember talking to someone at /fash/ about trans things. so you said oestradiol valerate, that seems expensive none the less yeah transitioning is expensive as it is. I heard about going to planed parenthood but dunno much about them. i also fear about using things such as what the social health care systems here in burger land. primary since i could get penalized due to my 'legal status' here

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2relatable4me

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Am just gonna say it This virus sucks

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hey everybody

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Filename thread

You heard the title. Post your stupid funny stuff.

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Post pssitive propaganda (ppp) thread

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We should have lost the cold war

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Care to explain, /GET/?

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quads?

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Hunger Games IXX

I need 24 participants

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M NOT READY FOR THE REVOLUTION, THIS IS GETTING TO INTENSE >Pandemic >War >Almost great depression 2.0 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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hey buddy i think you got the wrong board, /leftypol/ is three links to the left

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colgate

I just made a colgate version for bunkerchan I may find some errors or want to change things later. feel free to give your opinion

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Doomer Re-Re-Union Thread

>doomer reunion thread is gone
>/dead/ has been deleted since

Guess /GET/ is the place, huh?

What my /doom/bros doing for Halloween?

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Communist Skyblock Server

The server will launch tonight at 8:00 PM UTC. It is on Noobcrew's Skyblock map version 2.1. The server is vanilla and uses no plugins. You can join by connecting to commieskyblock.beastmc.com. Post your username itt, and your name be added to the whitelist. Only four people can play on the server at once, and you must be on Minecraft 1.15.2 to join. Please use common sense when playing, or you will be banned from the server.

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What political views do you think a bimbo would have? Also thoughts on bimbofication?

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> be me > love less otaku > actually autistic > nofrens4years > low self-esteem > tried shooting my self > to much of a pussy > give life another shot > contact an old old friend > she says ok > feelsgoodman.jpg > Then N-COV happened > "Avoid social spaces and public areas!!" > FUCKKKK

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Hunger Games XVIII

I need 24 participants

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Who's the /lefty/ equivalent of Natalia Poklonskaya?

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Wallpapers

Anarchist, communist, socialist wallpapers onegai

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>Mfw I say that God's not real

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Choose your character!

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"Der Syndikalist" was the newspaper of the Free Workers' Union of Germany (FAUD). The FAUD was disbanded during the nazi regime. Later the union was reestablished as FAU and we grow stronger every day! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Workers%27_Union (I know for a fact that we are well above 1000 members now ;3 )

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continuation thread

:^)

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>Why yes I am an Armeno-Italic-Saud-Vaticanian

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BABOONS

Post your favorite boons (and other primates)

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Danger Eazy-E

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Listen to me, Jack. GETchan as you know it is a complete lie, a farce created by the man you know as "King". He was never truly part of the conflict, the struggle you've been participating in for years, much less a 'Community Administrator' or a 'Chairman of the Communist Party'. The records say he's never even gotten a GET, for god's sake! He was originally just an Albanian agent propped up by the Lo Li Lo Li Lo to participate in experiments involving imageboard control. The móds? Nothing more than AI-powered genetic clones of a few of his friends, created back during the Ponychan split. How else could the project stay alive for so long, despite having such a small, dwindling userbase? All those uprisings you've heard of were fake news, invented by the 'GETchan Aristocracy Yellowtails'. Just an experiment to see if people would believe it, if they could change history by manufacturing real-world events out of nowhere. You think the June /int/ Uprising was legit? Pfft, don't make me laugh. I was there and i didn't see a single one of those posts on the Official United Chans Archive! It was nothing more than a farce instigated by the 4chan janitors in order to attain influence within the bureaucracy, then co-opted by "King"'s group to pretend they had any semblance of real power! You see, Jack? You can't trust them or reason with them. Every single post you've ever made on /GET/ is nothing more than research data utilized by their supercomputers to better understand human behaviour, to emulate it as best as possible. I've seen them, and the results..are impressive, to say the least. All that gay roleplaying, porn sharing, and effort posting you've done in /leftytrash/? All those people you've been playing with on the skribbl.io threads? They weren't real, Jack. Just another machine.

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ey /GET/ what drugs do you recommend for quarantine?

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>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ADD POST IDs >HOW DARE YOU

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Can we have a random general that's not just garbage and still relevant? Stuff that doesn't warrant a thread but is not /trash/ material. Non-politics also welcome. Just found this.