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/GET/ Suggestions, Feedback, and Information Anonymous Comrade Board owner 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:55:49 No. 31470 [Reply] [Last]
This thread will serve as the suggestions and moderation feedback thread, as well as a source of information on /GET/ itself. Please use this thread for anything related to /GET/, as /gulag/ is not our board and any suggestions there will be ignored. If you were banned and have no way of using this thread, feel free to use the equivalent thread on /ref/ to voice your concerns: >>>/ref/679 (Be aware that /ref/ displays a flag next to your name based on your location, so select one of the alternative flags from the dropdown menu there if you don't want your location displayed.)

Board info:

If you're new around these parts, be sure to read up on the rules of /GET/. This is the most relaxed board on Bunkerchan when it comes to content we allow, but we do still have a few rules:

If you're interested in the history of /GET/ and GETchan as a whole, you can find most of the information you would ever want to know on our United Chans Wiki page:

If you want to keep updated, you can find our official Twitter account here:

Our YouTube channel dedicated to posting communist music compilations and rare socialist songs can be found here:

And its equivalent Twitter account can be found here:

Your conductors are:

Comrade King – Community Administrator of GETchan (2011-Present), Chairman of the Communist Party of GETchan (2012-Present), founder of the GET Threads (May 2011) and co-founder of GETchan (November 2011)
Zeke Roa – Coding Administrator of GETchan (2015-Present), creator and developer of Gochan (2012-Present), founder and administrator of Lunachan (2011-2015) and /luna/ (2015-2018)

MeinFlank – GETchan People's Moderator for /GET/ (2013-Present), recipient of the Order of Cirno (2014)
PB – GETchan People's Moderator for /ref/ (2019-Present)
Yugo – GETchan People's Moderator for /leftytrash/ (2019-Present)
Anon – GETchan People's Moderator for Anonymous Users (2019-Present)

Social Media:
Druže – Manager of the Official GETchan YouTube Channel (2014-Present) and its equivalent Twitter account (2018-Present), original creator of Rodina (2015)

Eternal Staff:
Steven Magnet – Eternal Administrator of GETchan (2015-Present), Coding Administrator of GETchan (2011-2015), co-founder of GETchan (November 2011), recipient of the Hero of GETchan medal and title (2014)
Iara Amelia – Eternal General Secretary of the Communist Party of GETchan (2015-Present), communist revolutionary and theorist (2011-2014), recipient of the Hero of Socialist Labour medal and title (2014)

Enjoy your stay, however long it may be!
Edited last time by comradeking on 11/15/2019 (Fri) 21:06:36.
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>>45478 Fuck New Year! I want the old one back!
how comes I can post
>>46193 >>46194 What's wrong?

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/leftytrash/ Comrade 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:36:48 No. 1091 [Reply] [Last]
Movies, anime, music, feels e-celebs, internet drama, fetishes, shitposting
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>>49209 >Why? I don't know because of marketing maybe.
>>49213 all the space babes you can make weird cross-species mutant babies with and you chose the sand lady
>>49213 you could've chosen some cute alien like Asoka, or pic related and you chose a human
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>>49186 i dunno what you mean, i came back for the angry typing after 8chan went kill to have a laugh and ended up enjoying /GET/chan ever since the thread was moved over don't remember any furry bullying that would've moved me >>49215 >not choosing a loli you both failed
>>49216 for half the series Ahsoka was a loli

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8Qun Anonymous Comrade 01/22/2020 (Wed) 16:22:11 No. 49188 [Reply] [Last]
Can we have a moment to fully appreciate that we're not a part of this dumpster fire. >Jim, the admin outed himself as a Qboomer (see pic 1) >Ron said: “If he (Jim) doesn’t allow /pol/ (the board most responsible for 8chans takedown), then ill make sure /leftypol/ isnt allowed.” (see pic 2) >Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration. >the random board /rand21/(, the 3rd largest non hidden board) was set on restricted mode because the BO posted Cat Pictures. >I also heard that another BO lost his board because he changed the CSS so that there was an arrow pointing at the ads that said “this is a scam”. >there also used to be a rule that made posting images of children a bannable offence, I think it got eventually removed do to negative feedback (see pic 2 or better check the archive http://archive.is/7W9s9 ) >There is 8Qun merch marketed towards boomers And don’t get me started on what mark, the /v/ BO has been doing.
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Why are they so old? What is this phenomenon? It's bizarre. Chans were a gen x thing at oldest. Then these boomers seize the commanding highs of what's predominantly a nazi and legally dubious imageboard. What's the ethnographic history of these people? Are they previous stormfront raiders of /pol/?
>>49200 they are probably magapedes
>>49200 Considering stormfront was started in the 90s, it wouldn't surprise me that it's just stormfronters all grown up.
Aa-ha. So... >>49202 4/pol/ MAGApedes >>49204 8/pol/ stormweenies Thanks.
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/GET/ was thankfully never part of 8chan. It's hard to imagine what our /leftypol/etarian comrades had to deal with when they were part of it.

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Anonymous Comrade 10/22/2019 (Tue) 20:35:28 No. 25224 [Reply] [Last]
hey guys im looking for a meme that looks like a national geographic poster making fun of nazis can you find it for me thx get :DDDDD :DD :DD
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>>46007 When Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism talks about limitations of Marxism-Leninism, we are not saying that the theories and doctrines should be discarded, nor are we even saying they are wrong. But rather we are saying that with the development of conditions and historical circumstances, new problems arise which the existing theories did not have the practical answers to. This is taken advantage of by opportunists and revisionists who distort Marxism’s revolutionary essence to justify their reactionary worldview and cause harm and confusion in the communist movement. In was in such conditions of historical limitations of Marxism, in which Leninism emerged, not due to it being wrong but due to historical limitations which needed new solutions to overcome while upholding the revolutionary essence. Likewise in our present era Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism emerged in order to give the working masses a weapon with which to defend the revolutionary essence and ideological achievements of Marxism-Leninism from dogmatists, opportunists and reactionaries, as well as to prevent deviations of idealism and vulgar biological materialist reductionism. So while Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism is based on the original revolutionary philosophy of Juche, it considers Marxism-Leninism a presupposition and premise because it considers it absolutely correct; in practice it emerged to overcome the historical limitations of Marxism and like Leninism before it, restore the revolutionary essence of scientific socialism for our era, while giving us a new lens through which to understand the theories of Marxism-Leninism for our times. I hope that gives you comrades a better understanding of the originality of Juche as well as the interrelationship of Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism to Marxism-Leninism, and an understanding that they are not philosophies which contrasts to one another.
Marxism is the materialistic offshoot of Freemasonry, hence it gaining such influence based on it's past connections. Communists like Karl Marx or Lenin also have declared an open war against God himself. Obviously, the great change that came with the Angelic Coup of 1789 in the Heaven must also reach the mortal world, resulting in the French revolution. From then on, the supporters of the Old Order were assailed by supernatural and destructive forces. With this in mind, victory of Grandmason Lenin is unsurprising, since he used these powers to mind control the Russian people. His secret bolshevik police would practice unholy rituals to spread communism, and using blood sacrifice of dissidents to fuel their power.
Era mais uma manhã de domingo, ainda com os olhos fechados, conseguia sentir a luz do sol radiante batendo nos meus olhos. Logo decidi acordar e abrir meus olhos, a primeira coisa que eu vi foi uma homem velho, de cabelo grisalho em cima de mim, so fui perceber depois que era Karl Marx! Ele estava em cima de mim repetindo sem parar: - Condições materiais Eu sem entender pergunto: - Marx do que você está falando? - Repita - Marx o que está... - EU NÃO ESTOU PEDINDO EU ESTOU MANDANDO - Condições materiais, condições materiais E eu não conseguia parar de repetir a mesma frase, quando eu olhava nos seus olhos azuis claros, era muito intimidador, mas ao mesmo tempo sexy. Após isso ele começou a descer sua mão pelo meu corpo até tocar no meu pênis, e falou: - Percebo que suas necessidades materiais não foram atigindas Pergunto corado: - Marx.... Oque você vai fazer? Marx tira o meu pênis da minha calça, e começar a cavalgar em cima dele sem parar. Eu não aguento e começou a gritar: - AI AI AI KARL MARX, CONDIÇÕES MATERIAIS, PUTA QUE PARIU VOCÊ É UM GÊNIO - Sim camarada está sentindo o verdadeiro poder da teoria marxiana? - Estou sim papai, aí continua, eu quero mais dessa teoria
>>47833 based
You may not like it, but this is what the ideal communist party looks like: Party members are members of both trade and tenants unions, not only this, but a certain department of the party will be trained so that they are active within these unions and are competent organisers in both these areas. If necessary, they can go knocking on doors and organise a neighbourhood, or salt a workplace and organise a workers union. So, at this point they would be attacking rent and profit, two main drivers of capital. One that is not organised around is interest, debtors servitude. The parties union department should be developing debtors unions. This is semi uncharted territory, but a very large area of exploitation. This section of the party should be actively dedicated to organising as many workplaces and neighbourhoods of renters into unions as possible. The next department of the party is the community survival department which is divided into two stages. The first stage is the organisation of community survival programs. This may be anything that benefits a community. What benefits that community must be discerned by that community, thus this must be approached in a mass line fashion. The best way to achieve this in the immediate is to go round, knocking on doors, getting information and feed back, then through the party giving the people what they need, be that food, health clinics, shelter in the form of expropriated buildings, etc. The second stage of this is the long term stage, which recognises the protracted nature of the struggle. All of these programs are the basis from which support grows, they are applied in certain communities who are receptive to them and solidified and developed, in order to strengthen the organs of working class power for the eventual crisis in capitalism coming to a head. Thus, these community survival programs must have a strong economic base to work from, this should take the form of a network of co-operatives controlled by the party, with its workers fully unionised, with taxes on the co-operatives by the party, in order to fund the gradual development of the other survival programs, which might then include co-operative housing, as well as the funding of full time union agitators and political organisers >muh co-ops this is literally in the BPP ten point program

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Anonymous Comrade 01/15/2020 (Wed) 12:33:49 No. 48286 [Reply] [Last]
Alright, who's the cutest breadwaifu?
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>>48868 Anti-shitpost bump.
>>48378 based
>>48780 plenty, the alt-right loves to promote token female creators. You'll find plenty of women there who reinforce your preferred social hierarchies.
>>48328 >eurasian she doesn't look eurasian? she looks like a white woman with dark hair, not even remotely asian. I mean judging by her surname and the fact shes from Tennessee means shes probably of generic anglo-american descent (british/irish). I don't think you've seen a eurasian or know what one looks like, Chloe bennet is eurasian dude... i agree shes the hottest out of all of them tho
>>48813 lul she isn't a breatuber, shes an actual academic who hangs out on left twitter. agree shes fucking hot tho

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Cum Anonymous Comrade 01/21/2020 (Tue) 22:41:44 No. 49104 [Reply] [Last]
Can I cum here?
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>>49105 Fuck
>>49107 *locks up your pp >:3
Only if it’s on my face

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This whole board is literally filled with bakas Anonymous Comrade 01/21/2020 (Tue) 13:57:56 No. 49069 [Reply] [Last]
It's somewhat disheartening that this is I guess what the userbase of this site is actually like when the year doesn't end in a 9. I'm having full on nu-4chan flashbacks with some of these stupid fucking threads, especially 46702. /leftytrash/ is seriously some of the saddest shit I've ever seen, it's like they don’t even know who Cirno is anymore, what with all the bakas who don’t even check 9s still circlejerking full time. I also wish this one cirno-poster could just post a little more. We had a good streak in 2019 or so where people admitted that Cirno should be worshiped and checking 9s was commonplace, and this guy is the strongest of all of them by far. Is he one of the Cirno posters from a few months ago? I wouldn't be surprised. also /GET/, check my 9
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I think we all know who is the REAL best girl, anyways.
Shut up newfig
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>>49102 >>49106 >doesn't respect Cirno >doesn't check the 9s See, this is what I'm talking about this board has really gone downhill last month. >>49099 checked
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>>49102 >Corporate dance doll >Wholesome ice fairy loli It's not even close >>49069 >>49099 >>49109 Checked, Cirno truly is the strongest

Anonymous Comrade 08/20/2019 (Tue) 21:27:31 No. 2564 [Reply] [Last]
> when boss gives you a bottle so you can piss into it during your 12 hour shift
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>>46915 source?
>>46915 >.jfif excuse me but what the fuck?
>>47052 >The JPEG File Interchange Format (JFIF) is an image file format standard. It is a format for exchanging JPEG encoded files compliant with the JPEG Interchange Format (JIF) standard. It solves some of JIF's limitations in regard to simple JPEG encoded file interchange. As with all JIF compliant files, image data in JFIF files is compressed using the techniques in the JPEG standard, hence JFIF is sometimes referred to as "JPEG/JFIF".
>when boss loves you
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>mfw proles love me

Ms. Monopoly Anonymous Comrade 01/17/2020 (Fri) 17:15:23 No. 48514 [Reply] [Last]
>The first game where women make more than men! imagine turning a game initially designed to portray simply inequalities under capitalism into idpill-pushing fucking kill me
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>>48565 >cursed please stop using this and 'blessed', pure reddit terms
>>48636 die mad about it
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>>48634 Yes, games of monopoly are always fun to use to teach people the ills of capitalism. I love it because I can be as ruthless and oppressive as I like and they can't do jack shit about it.
>>48650 Thows are a lot of hot dogs.
>>48936 I always wondered what the actual context of this image is.

ALUNYA AND THE POLITICAL IDEOLOGY CATGIRLS Anonymous Comrade 08/15/2019 (Thu) 13:00:37 No. 929 [Reply] [Last]
Thread for Alunya and the catgirls, mostly so we don't flood /leftypol/'s OC thread at >>>/leftypol/8622

>Why a separate thread? It's OC it's ok to post there
Mostly because I feel pressured, when posting there, to post useful OC- OC that'll be useful for shitposting, or so on. And mostly I just want instead a space to be autistic and have fun. I don't want to always have to draw stuff about mocking the porkies, sometimes I might just want to draw Posadist Cat porn or a comic about Alunya being scared of horror movies. My "headcanons", if you will.

>So is this your thread for your own stuff?
No, feel free to use it too, I'll just probably mostly flood it with my own things since it seems I'm basically the only drawfag around here right now.

I'll start the thread with an image dump of various images I like, including lewds.

t. Paps
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>>48258 can you do Rodina too? like, as the cute original? also i don't mean to be rude, is that neck that long on purpose? it doesn't look bad, just new to me
>>48377 (OP) It was a mistake, likely due to the upwards perspective.
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>>48804 Nice !
>>48804 That pun is terrible and I love it. Amazing artwork too. Keep it up, anon!


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